“I once saw a dog that looked kinda neat,
Its chest was swung low and it had fat feet.
Its nose was pushed in and it had really big eyes,
It had a very little butt with some muscular thighs.
Its ears were called rose and sat perky on its head,
I could tell from the yawns it was on the way to bed.
Just when I thought it was getting all tired out,
It got down in the bow and started jumping about.
I knew then and there this was a dog I had to own,
Its owner said it?s a Bulldog and it?s bad to the bone!”

The Bulldog
Author Unknown